Movies I Saw on B-Movie TVby pajamawolfie | created - 05 Dec 2015 | updated - 05 Nov 2016 | Public
I saw all these on the Roku channel B-Movie TV.
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1. Demons (1985)
Not Rated | 88 min | Horror
A group of random people are invited to a screening of a mysterious movie, only to find themselves trapped in the theater with ravenous demons.
Pretty scary Italian demon-possession flick. Would've been scarier in the theater because it was so meta.
2. Lady Terminator (1989)
R | 82 min | Action, Horror
The spirit of an ancient evil queen posesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage.
Freaking epic, man. Experience it, love it, live it.
3. The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)
R | 63 min | Horror
Millionaire playboy Hugo (whose lack of facial expressions give him the appearance of a Thundercat marionette) flies around Acapulco in his private helicopter to pick up sexy young women. ... See full summary »
SO BORING. 1 star for the movie, and 1 star for Gorgo or whatever his name was. He had the best scene in the whole thing.
4. Terror (1978)
R | 84 min | Horror
The descendants of a witch hunting family and their close friends are stalked and killed by a mysterious entity.
I think this is the one where the British people are in the haunted house. Pretty cool.
5. Hell of the Living Dead (1980)
Unrated | 99 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
A tough female reporter and her cameraman boyfriend team up with a four-man commando unit in the New Guinea jungle who are fighting flesh-eating zombies.
Somewhat entertaining Italian zombie flick.
6. Don't Look in the Basement (1973)
R | 89 min | Horror, Thriller
A young psychiatric nurse goes to work at a lonesome asylum following a murder. There, she experiences varying degrees of torment from the patients.
Seen under the title "Don't Look in the Basement". I'd seen it before, and it pretty much rocked.
7. Scream Bloody Murder (1973)
R | 90 min | Horror
A disturbed boy kills his father with his farm tractor and his arm is mangled in the process. He's taken to a mental hospital where he's outfitted with a hook to replace his lost hand and, ... See full summary »
Hook-handed borderline-retarded psycho kills a good number of people. I was only sorta paying attention.
8. 2019: After the Fall of New York (1983)
R | 96 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
After a nuclear war, society breaks down into two groups, the evil Euraks and the rebel Federation. A mercenary named Parsifal is hired by the Federation to infiltrate New York City, which ... See full summary »
Missed the first part, but I actually ended up enjoying this little "Escape from New York"-esque movie. Would watch again.
9. Slave of the Cannibal God (1978)
99 min | Adventure, Horror
A girl and her brother fly to New Guinea to look for a lost expedition, led by her husband, which has vanished in the great jungle.
I regret watching this. Most of it was scenes of animals eating each other, and it was really gross. Cannibals didn't come in until much later. Never again.
10. Roller Blade (1986)
88 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.
Sat through the first hour or so twice. Entertaining in its own way; very cheap and very 80's. Long live the Cosmic Order of the Smiley Face, I mean Roller Blade. Woman in roller skates in a wheelchair = priceless. Dubbed from English into English. Major chase scenes all involve shopping cars rather than cars.
11. Knights (1993)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
In the future, a kickboxer and a robot lead a revolution against ruling cyborgs.
One of my favorite B-Movies on here. Vampire cyborgs and a female kickboxer who kicks stuff in the face for the last hour. I would have liked a sequel.
12. Strike of the Tortured Angels (1982)
Not Rated | 80 min | Action
A group of women in a prison rise up and revolt against their savage jailers.
Reform school flick with an Asian lady in blackface. Not something you see every day, that's for sure.
13. Hard Rock Zombies (1985)
R | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Music
A freshly-out-of-the-grave band of Hard Rock Zombies is thirsting to take their sweet revenge, as they give the performance of a lifetime.
No wurchin is safe from Zombie Hitler! Good soundtrack too.
14. Matango (1963)
Unrated | 89 min | Drama, Horror, Mystery
Shipwrecked survivors slowly transform into mushrooms.
My cousin and I MST3Ked our way through this film. It was very slow, but creepy. And there was that hilarious dude who wore his sunglasses ALL the time.
15. Reform School Girls (1986)
R | 94 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
Jenny is sent to a women's reform school. It is run by evil warden Sutter and her henchwoman Edna. Jenny will stop at nothing to escape but she also has to deal with Charlie the bully.
Votes: 2,025 | Gross: $2.51M
TOTALLY kickin' soundtrack. I liked it.
16. The Machine Girl (2008)
Not Rated | 96 min | Action, Comedy, Horror
Maimed while seeking revenge, a girl becomes stronger than ever.
I'd seen this before, but never dubbed into English. That made it even funnier. Still great! DRILL BRA
17. Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)
R | 91 min | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi
Two mercenaries help wandering caravans fight off an evil and aimless band of white-clad bikers after the nuclear holocaust.
Cool Road Warrior ripoff where a guy named Scorpion drives a car with a plexiglass dome on it, then teams up with a blaxploitation action hero who shoots exploding arrows and a child ace-mechanic. They all fight a bunch of evil queers who want to kill everyone on earth. Notably, it contains a gay rape scene.
18. Return of the Evil Dead (1973)
Not Rated | 91 min | Horror
500 years after they were blinded and executed for committing human sacrifices, a band of Templar knights returns from the grave to terrorize a rural Portuguese village during it's ... See full summary »
This movie is a riot! I was laughing and yelling at the TV and acting it out for my family. Blind zombie knights versus stupid people.
19. Naked Weapon (2002)
R | 90 min | Action, Crime, Drama
40 13 y.o. girls are kidnapped and the next 6 years forcefully trained to be sexy assassins. The survivors go on to be top int'l assassins known as China dolls. A CIA agent's on track of them.
This movie kicked serious ass. A little La Femme Nikita vibe, a lot of martial arts, some wirework... I'd friggin' buy this one if I saw it at the store.
20. Funeral Home (1980)
R | 93 min | Horror, Thriller
A young woman arrives at her grandmother's house, which used to be a funeral home, to help her turn the place into a bed-and-breakfast inn. After they open, however, guests begin disappearing or turning up dead.
Sorta watched it. It was cool, and the surprise end was creepy.
21. Space Mutiny (1988)
Not Rated | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Romance
A pilot is the only hope to stop the mutiny of a spacecraft by its security crew, who plot to sell the crew of the ship into slavery.
Saw part of it on B-Movie TV, then watched the MST3K version. Only halfway paid attention.
22. Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
R | 81 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
A man inherits a mansion, which once was a mental home. He visits the place and begins to investigate some crimes that happened in old times, scaring the people living in the region.
What's Christmas without insanity, incest, and murder? The 70's were dark times.
23. Hundra (1983)
Not Rated | 90 min | Adventure, Fantasy
Born in a tribe of fierce warrior women, the archer and sword fighter, Hundra, has been raised to despise the influence of men. Superior to any male, Hundra takes a vow of revenge until one day she finds love.
Warrior Woman fights the PATRIARCHY but must reluctantly use them to have babies. Before all that, a midget on a miniature horse stabs her in the leg with a pitchfork.
24. Escape from Galaxy 3 (1981)
92 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi
The crew of a space ship confronts an evil galactic ruler out to rule the universe.
Space CHEESE where two "aliens" escape from Evil Overlord Tinselbeard and land in a futuristic hippie commune on earth. Once there, they learn what water and sex are. So much "Starcrash" footage that you'll think it's "Starcrash 2"... which incidentally is how they marketed it in Spain. It was pretty funny.
25. Starvengers (1975– )
30 min | Animation, Sci-Fi
Soon after the events of the first Getta Robo series, Earth finds itself under attack by the Hyakki (Pandemonium) Empire and its fleet of horned battle robots. In response to the threat, ... See full summary »
I believe I saw the first 5 episodes of this dubbed, stitched into a movie and released on video in the early 80's. A brainchild of Go Nagai, Cutey Honey's creator. I was bored, except for the parts with Lt. Fuhuer aka "Space Devil Hitler" in them.
26. Demon Witch Child (1975)
R | 90 min | Horror
A young girl becomes possessed by a woman from a witches cult, who seeks vengeance, terror, and confusion around her family and the town folks.
Seen under the title "Demon Witch Child". Contains a scene where a woman is not pleased by receiving a dick in a box.
27. No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)
PG | 85 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Jason, a Bruce Lee fan, sees his karate instructor/dad beaten by martial art thugs. They move to Seattle where, after humiliations, he trains with Bruce Lee's ghost so he can defend himself and others against thugs.
Votes: 14,596 | Gross: $4.66M
Usually I don't watch the martial arts films, but I saw this one and liked it. Kind of an 80's feel-good one, where the ghost of Bruce Lee trains a semi-loser to defeat his enemy Jean-Claude Van Damme. Fight choreography by Corey Yuen.
28. Future Force (1989)
R | 84 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
In the future, a cop protects a reporter from crooked, renegade cops who think she knows too much about them.
"Watched" while playing Pokemon Picross. David Carradine and his remote-controlled robot arm rescue a female reporter to an extremely 80's soundtrack. I liked the line "You have the right to die", which is good since he probably said it 6-7 times.
29. Slipstream (1989)
PG-13 | 102 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi
In the near future, where Earth has been devastated by natural disasters, and giant winds rule the planet, bounty hunter Matt kidnaps a murderer out of the hands of two police officers, ... See full summary »
Another one I listened to while playing my Gameboy. Unlike most movies on here, it actually had production values. A really nice musical score, too. "Meh" for interest.
30. Galaxina (1980)
R | 95 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
The crew of the police cruiser Infinity is finally heading home after a long stay in deep space. Just when they think they are about to get some much needed rest and relaxation, the crew is... See full summary »
Barely passable time-waster space spoof. It was funny in parts, and had some memorable lines, but sometimes I was teetering on the verge of boredom. Dorothy Stratten was a very pretty girl, and I was really sad when I heard what happened to her.
31. Horror from the Tomb (1973)
R | 88 min | Horror
In Medieval France a warlock is be-headed and his wife tortured and executed. Hundreds of years later an isolated group of people discover his head buried on their property. Soon it comes ... See full summary »
Fun Spanish/Italian gothic horror movie, where there are some sorcerers and witches that just won't stay dead. Gore, witches, scantily-clad women, a disembodied talking head, dubbing, and jump cuts used as special effects... this is why I watch this channel.
32. Werewolf Woman (1976)
R | 79 min | Horror
A woman has dreams that she is a werewolf so she goes out and finds men. She proceeds to have sex with them and then rip their throats out with her teeth. She eventually falls in love but ... See full summary »
BORING. Started out kind of cool, because there was a werewolf woman in the beginning, but it just turned into a bunch of sex scenes ending in grisly murders (many of them rape) where a crazy/possessed woman *thought* she was a werewolf. I wanted werewolves, not "I Spit On Your Grave", dammit.
33. Dead End Drive-In (1986)
R | 92 min | Action, Drama, Horror
In the near future, a teenage couple are trapped in a drive-in theater which has become a concentration camp for social outcasts. The inmates are treated to drugs, exploitation films, junk food, and new wave music.
Good, albeit not as good as I was hoping.
34. Stryker (1983)
R | 86 min | Action, Sci-Fi
The world's water supply has dried up due to some sort of apocalypse. A beautiful woman holds the secret to where one of the last springs being guarded by a group of Amazons. A "Road ... See full summary »
Votes: 553 | Gross: $1.72M
A poor man's poor man's Road Warrior ripoff. It was okay, given that I like this kind of stuff already and feel a compulsion to watch it no matter how awful. Some things didn't really make sense, and it wasn't terribly gripping. Heroic army of Jawas—I mean dwarves was amusing. Note: I believe I saw the 4-minute-shorter version that's been released in those DVD sets of crappy movies.
35. The Lottery (1969)
18 min | Short, Horror, Mystery
An adaptation of Shirley Jackson's short story of the same name, "The Lottery" tells the story of a shocking annual tradition in a small village.
Not bad at all. If I remember correctly, it's nearly exactly the same as the short story.
36. The Driller Killer (1979)
Not Rated | 96 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
An artist slowly goes insane while struggling to pay his bills, work on his paintings, and care for his two female roommates, which leads him taking to the streets of New York after dark and randomly killing derelicts with a power drill.
37. The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman (1971)
R | 82 min | Horror
Elvira is travelling through the French countryside with her friend Genevieve, searching for the lost tomb of a medieval murderess and possible vampire, Countess Wandessa. They find a ... See full summary »
Ah, good ol' dubbed public domain movies. This was actually a little creepy, with the vampire women all shot in slow-mo. Of course, they had comically large fangs. And if you liked "Horror Rises from the Tomb" and "Return of the Evil Dead" and a bunch of the Italian / Spanish Barbara Steele movies, they use several off the same actresses.
38. Summer Camp Nightmare (1987)
PG-13 | 89 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
A group of campers revolt against their strict camp director and take over the camp for themselves.
Eh, not that good. Not really a horror movie. A truly outrageous surprise: Samantha Newark, the voice of Jem, was in it! Her only real film role.
39. Night Life (1989)
R | 89 min | Horror
Archie is a "brain" at a small town high school who works part-time at his uncle's mortuary and is harassed by a few of the popular kids because of it. His harassers die in an automobile ... See full summary »
If zombies have sex with each other, is it necrophilia? What about if a zombie solicits you? Anyway, I saw this in the middle of the friggin' night and couldn't finish it until the next day. It was pretty funny actually, especially the final scene.
40. The Impossible Kid of Kung Fu (1982)
81 min | Action, Comedy
Weng Weng is now working for the Manila branch of Interpol. The Chief sends him in the pursuit of Mr X, an arch villian with a white sock on his head, who is holding the Philippines to ... See full summary »
Midget James Bond! Friggin' hilarious.
41. Open House (1987)
R | 95 min | Horror, Thriller
Someone is killing off nubile real estate agents. A psychologist doing a therapy talk show begins getting calls from the perpetrator, and cooperates with the police to try and stop him. ... See full summary »
Boring. Disgruntled homeless man kills people because he can't afford a house. Also, you see Adrienne Barbeau's tits.
42. Roller Blade Warriors: Taken by Force (1989)
R | 81 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
In the future, a warrior nun on roller skates must rescue a seer, who is to be sacrificed by a band of mutants.
This is better than the first one... which is faint praise. Much funnier, and that stupid puppet isn't back.