Best of the Worstby Trashhure | created - 02 Feb 2018 | updated - 15 May 2018 | Public
Movies reviewed and mentioned by Best of the Worst + Story in a Nutshell
Movies not listed on IMDb:
- "The Shocking Truth" by COM/Electric
- "Lights... Camera... Bubbles" by Tangent Toy Company
- "Top Slots-Spotting the Best" by Casino Journal Publishing Group
- "Emergeny First Aid" by Dog Lovers Care Guide
- "It Ain't Worth It" by Athlets for Abstinence
- "Agitation... It's a sign" by Senior Living University
- "Manners Who needs Them?" by La Chance Productions
- "From Branson to Broadway" by Richie Derwald
- "Tricky People" by YelloDyno
- "Unique Birthday Fun & Variety Show" by Unknown
- "Magic Star Traveler Vol. 1" by Unknown
- "Telepathic Communication with Animals" by Penelope Smith
- "You're Cat Wants A Massage" by Maryjean Ballner
- "Mr. Wiggles Sessions Vol. 1" by Mr. Wiggles
- "Wormania" by Flowerfield Enterprise Productions
- "Surfing for Seniors" by STS Computer Introductions
- "Riding Mower Safety" by Unknown
- "Hospital Clowning" by J.T. "Baba" Sikes
- "The Rejection Connection" by Total Tv
- "Casual Slipcovers" by Sure Fit
- "A Day full of Joy" by The Wright Group
- "Octopuff in Kumquat" by American Lung Association
- "Get Street Smart: A Kids Guide to Stranger Dangers" by Sean McManara
- "Safe Crossing: An Egg-cellent Idea!" by PTSI
- "Nightmare on Drug Street" by Twin Tower Productions
- "Amazing Things to make and do" by Unknown
- "The Best of Just Kidding" by Unknown
- "Travelling with Ooga Booga" by Unknown
- "Bear Attacks" by Stony-Wolf Productions
- "How to spot Counterfeits" by Beanie Babies
- "Come and lern the Alphabet with Ms. Uddely" by Unknown
- "Massage with Siri" by Unknown
- "Kid Escape! from Child Abductors" by Kidescape
- "Warning: Selling Errors are Hazardous to your Wealth" by Unnknown
- "Danger Zone - Pedestrian Safety Video" by Unknown
- "Magic Tricks you can do!" by Doug Anderson
- "My Twinn" by Unknown
- "Video Driver Chalifornia Chase Road Race" by Tyco
- "UPC Codes & 666" by Unknown
- "Strong Kids, Safe Kids" by Unknown
- "Mr. T's Be Somebody or Somebodys Fool" by MCA
- "Baby Vision" by Unknown
- "How To Seduce Women by Hypnosis" by Unknown
- "How Can I Make Real Friends" by Young People Ask
- "How To Get Revenge" by Unknown ---Winner---
- "Babyvision" by Unknown
- "HIV/AIDS and Older Americans" by Office of AIDS Research
- "Hanging with Leo" by Some Creaps
- "Motherlode" about Mushrooms
- "The Singles Guide To Los Angeles"
- "Show Off! How to be cool at Parties" by Malcolm Jamal Warner
- "Exploding Warmints Part 1" by Advance Action Videos
- "How to Seduce Woman Through Hypnosis"
- "Fierce and Female" by Unknown
- "Your Cat wants a Massage" by Unknown
- "America Online" by Video Tutors Institute
- "Courtship after Marriage" by Zig Ziglar
- "Rainbows Remedy" by Eloise Cole
- "Backyard Stunning Hits & Misses" by Reel Stunts Productions
- "Get with a safe food Attitude" by Unknown
- "Who's in Charge?" by Unknown
- "Farm Safty" by Unknown
- "Lets sing and dance Music Video" by Unknown
- "Multiplication Rap" by Rock'n Learn
- "Home Alone" by Malcom-Jamal Warner
- "Unique Party Fun & Variety Show" by Unknown
- "Y2K Family Survival Guide" by Leonard Nimoy
- "Learn Gun Safty with Eddie Eagle" by Jason Priestly ---Winner---
- "Twentieth Anniversary Geritol Follies 1975-1995" by Unknown
- "Dog Sitter" by Unknown ---Winner---
- "Laugh" by Unknown
- "Software made easy" by Unknown
- "Kids and Airbags" by Unknown
- "Cat Sitter" by Unknown
- "How to become a teenage Ninja" by Unknown
- "Causes, Combats and Cures" by Ice Dams
- "Road Construction Ahead" by Unknown
- "The Osteoporosis Dance" by Claude Pepper Older American Center
- "How can I tell if Im really in Love?" by Paramount (---Winner---)
- "American Flatulators" by Unknown
- "SOS" by Unknown
- "Practical Solutions for Home Preparedness" by Unknown
- "Tales from Genesis Space" by Unknown
- "Access Denied Computer Crime: Deter, Detect, Defend" by Unknown
- "Cleared for Takeoff" by Unknown
- "The Shoji Tabuchi Show Vol. 3" by Unknown (Winner)
- "Dunkin' Donuts - 1994 Donut Event" by Unknown
- "Florence Henderson's Looking Great, Feeling Great" by Unknown
- "Kitten Kommotion" by Unknown
- "Tom Parks in Diabetes a positive Approach" by TrueVideo Inc.
- "Travelling Alone in America" by Unknown
- "Where Did I Come From?" by Unknown ---Winner---
- "Instant Adoring Boyfriend" by Unknown ---Winner---
- "Tree Stand Safety" by Unknown
- "New Dancin' Grannys Mature Fitness" by Unknown
- "The Family Guide to the Internet" by Unknown
- "For Safty Sake" by Gary Coleman
- "Massage... The Touch of Love" by Bruce Seth Green
- "Key Matters" by Unknown
- "Lets Rap Fire Safety" by Alistate (--Winner---)
- "Candid Camera Vol.6" hosted by Allan Funt
- "The Dance of Birth" by Unknown
- "Blackstreetboyz" by Unknown
- "Don Beveridge" by Unknown
- "Plymouth International Ice Spectacular" by Unknown
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1. The Nail Gun Massacre (1985 Video)
Not Rated | 85 min | Horror, Thriller
After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun.
Normal Slasher Movie exept that great parts of plot have been cut completly out of this film: A Women gets raped and a Nailgun Killer takes Revenge (first 30 Sec.)
2. Deathstalker II (1987)
R | 85 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Deathstalker helps Reena the Seer out of a few jams, and she solicits his help for a bigger task. She reveals that she is actually Princess Evie, but the evil sorcerer had her abducted and ... See full summary »
A new Deathstalker teams up with a princess but her clone is taking her place,so they try to claim back the throne.
3. Princess Warrior (1989)
R | 83 min | Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi
Sisters from the planet Vulkaria teleport themselves to Earth to investigate and report back in order to prove to their mother, the planet's ruler, that they are worth of becoming Queen.
Princess Warrior is about a low seed car chase and a 40 Minutes wet T-Shirt Contest with 5 Minutes of Petting on eather End.
4. Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1988)
R | 86 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The third thrilling saga of Deathstalker pits him against the evil wizard and ruler of the Southland, Troxartes, and his band of undead warriors. Dashing Deathstalker is entrusted by the ... See full summary »
5. Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (1991)
R | 85 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
It begins as a contest of strength the challenge of competition luring fighters from far away to a hilltop castle. Deathstalker leads the combatants but only to discover that the winners ... See full summary »
7. Twin Dragon Encounter (1986)
PG | 79 min | Action, Adventure
Identical twin brothers on vacation are faced with an unexpected battle when their getaway spot is invaded by mercenaries. Using their martial arts expertise, the twins wage war against the... See full summary »
8. Karate Cop (1991)
R | 90 min | Action, Sci-Fi
John Travis is the last honest cop in a future dominated by terroristic martial-arts gangs who fight gladiator-style in arenas.
In the future there is one cop left and that cop has to fight a bunch of mutants in order to save a hot babe and her teleporter...
9. The Christmas Light (1995 Video)
23 min | Animation, Short
Bottom of the Barrel early CGI animated scam tape wich is produced around "Toy Story"
10. Night of the Kickfighters (1988)
A champion kickboxer is hired to get back the kidnapped daughter of a wealthy businessman.
Adam West makes super lasers wich the bad guys want so they capture his daughter. Adam West hires an old doping looking guy whos going to get together a team of specialist and then they run around a black warehouse for an hour until a car drives of a cliff.
11. Slaughter in San Francisco (1974)
R | 87 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A Chinese-American cop, skilled in martial arts, battles the most powerful criminal gang in San Francisco that is responsible for the death of his partner.
12. Vibrations (1996 Video)
R | 104 min | Drama, Musical
Rising rock star, TJ Cray, gets the shot of a lifetime, an audition with a A & R man. On the way into the city, a carload of drunks smash into his car, severing his hands. He drops out of ... See full summary »
13. Spawn of the Slithis (1978)
PG | 86 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
A nuclear leak creates a mutant Slithis sea monster, which terrorizes the variety of pets, winos, and hippies who hang around Venice, California.
14. Cryptz (2002 Video)
R | 78 min | Horror, Action, Comedy
When aspiring rappers Tymez Skwair, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in ... See full summary »
15. Zardoz (1974)
R | 105 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
In the distant future, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements.
18. Young People Ask: How Can I Make Real Friends? (1999 Video)
65 min | Documentary
Making friends is not always easy when you're young. Finding friends may be particularly challenging if you are a Christian and want friends who live by Bible standards. This video has ... See full summary »
20. Surviving Edged Weapons (1988)
84 min | Documentary, Action, Crime
A documentary issued to police in the 80's on how to survive edged-based attacks, primarily blades -- with often comical and novel examples.
21. Suburban Sasquatch (2004 Video)
Not Rated | 97 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
When a giant blood-thirsty anthropoid goes on a killing in a sprawling suburban park area, it's up to a couple of rangers, a reporter and a mystical Native-American Warrior to try and stop it.
A "Native American" Woman hunts down Sasquatch together with an Amateur Reporter/Virgin who works in a High School and lives in his Grandmothers House.
(Pendulum Productions - Depraved Degenerates)
22. Vampire Assassin (2005 Video)
PG-13 | 90 min | Action, Horror
Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed ... See full summary »
The Movie Locations:
Someones Paito 50/50 Toilet Paper Warehouse
The Movie Plot: Killing Vampires.
23. Cathy's Curse (1977)
R | 82 min | Horror
A young girl is possessed by the spirit of her aunt, who died as a child in a car accident. Soon, people around her begin to mysteriously die off.
"Your mothers a Bitch!"
Its about Cathys Curse and a Zuzu/Vodoo Doll. The things happening in the rest of the movie are as confusing as the cuts of the scenes.
24. Hack-O-Lantern (1988 Video)
R | 87 min | Horror
A kindly old grandfather is actually the leader of a murderous satanic cult which sacrifices its victims on Halloween.
Satanist are all over the place and the city seems cool with it until murders start to happen especially to one family.
The Mainprotagonist turns out to be an Asshole due to the fact that he got teached by his satanic Grandfather who also raped his daughter on a wedding day.
+ A Surreal Halloween Party with Salad Costumes, Dragqueens, Strippers and Tommy Wiseau on the Drums
25. Hell Squad (1986)
R | 87 min | Action
In order to rescue the son of a diplomat who has been kidnapped by terrorists, a group of Las Vegas showgirls undergo commando training and organize a rescue operation.
26. Steele Justice (1987)
R | 95 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Steele is ex-cop and Vietnam vet who is determined to bring down Kwan, former South Vietnamese general and now rich and powerful drug lord.
Votes: 468 | Gross: $1.33M
27. Feeders (1996)
Unrated | 69 min | Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi
Two friends on a road trip pass through a town where aliens are landing and feeding upon the some of the civilians.
... is about two Men who are most definitly not Homosexuals who are doing a Roadtrip across the Country shooting Pictures of damaged Property and ending up in Pennsylvania together with some very tiny Aliens.
The rest of the Movie is about those Aliens chasing Humans and killing them.
-> Conclusion: If you would give your Camera to a Jackass, you would get Feeders as Return! For real its godawful. But it works as a Timecapsule of the mid West in the mid 90s when everything still looked like the mid 80s.
29. Little Bigfoot (1997)
PG | 96 min | Family
Young Payton Shoemaker and his sister are the only ones who can save Little Bigfoot and his family from the ruthless logging company that sets out to eliminate them.
More about Environmental Politics and Carchases than Bigfoot.
90% Loggers logging 9% Kids getting arrested 1% Little Bigfoot Masturbating
30. Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001 Video)
R | 98 min | Action, Music, Thriller
Terrorists hijack an airplane that is broadcasting a rock concert live on the Internet.
A Heavy Metal Concert in a 747 with Satanist, Terrorist and Boxcutters in a pre 9/11 Movie.
31. Virtual Combat (1995 Video)
R | 97 min | Action, Sci-Fi
Scientist brings virtual reality characters to life. Two are women from the cybersex game site. The third is a warrior who wants to unleash the rest of the bad guys from the virtual reality... See full summary »
33. Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998 Video)
R | 72 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.
35. The Last Vampire on Earth (2010 Video)
PG-13 | 90 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror
A second-hand report of a man vomiting after eating chicken leads a preacher to believe a vampire is afoot. Luckily for the guy, his girlfriend has AIDS which allows him to be spared.
BotW Spotlight Tommy Wiseau x Twilight
36. The Sweeper (1996 Video)
R | 90 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
A young renegade undercover cop (C. Thomas Howell) with a propensity for violence and a past history involving the murder of his cop father (Jeff Fahey) and the remainder of his family is ... See full summary »
A Movie full of ridiculous Action Scenes with infinity Chases.
37. Empire of the Dark (1990)
Not Rated | 93 min | Sci-Fi
A private detective searching for a killer comes across a satanic cult from another dimension, monsters called up from hell and murderous ninja assassins.
A Cop foiles a satanic Ritual and 20 Years later he has to do it again.
38. Mad Foxes (1981)
Not Rated | 80 min | Action, Thriller
A man seeks revenge after a biker gang murders his family.
The Main Protagonist is meeting with a barely legal Girl who later gets raped by Biker Nazis wich sets up the Revenge Plot.
A Movie full of Nazis, Violence and disgusting Sex...
*Sexscene in a Bathub full ob Piss! ---Winner---
41. Hangin' with Leo! (1998 Video)
Leonardo DiCaprio is stalked.
Creepy Stalker Video about "Leonardo Retardo"
42. The Golden Road: Today's Senior Drivers (2004 Video)
27 min | Documentary, Short
Insurance Company Video to keep Senior Drivers off the Road.
43. Hollywood Cop (1987)
R | 101 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A detective tries to get back a child who has been kidnapped by gangsters.
Amir Shervan Movie
With Cameron Mitchell (Deadly Prey) and
James Mitchum (Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los)
...is essentially a trial Run for Samurai Cop
44. Young Rebels (1989)
Not Rated | 93 min | Action, Adventure
One man (Jon Greene) against the drug cartel.
Amir Shervan Movie
45. Gypsy (1990 Video)
Not Rated | 101 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A drifter faces off against a ruthless and racist land baron and his army of thugs to protect a group of migrant families working on the land.
Amir Shervan Movie
46. Samurai Cop (1991)
Unrated | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.
Amir Shervan Movie
47. The Crater Lake Monster (1977)
PG | 85 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror
A meteor that crashed into Oregon's Crater Lake unearths a dinosaur egg. The heat from the meteor causes the egg to hatch, and the emerging dinosaur takes to snacking on the locals.
48. Swamp Zombies!!! (2005 Video)
Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Horror