Landmarks In Crap Cinema

by moosewarrior | created - 07 Mar 2011 | updated - 07 Mar 2011 | Public

The single worst films I've ever seen.

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1. Cybernator (1991)

R | 85 min | Action, Sci-Fi

In the future, an L.A. cop whose girlfriend is a stripper uncovers a conspiracy concerning killer cyborgs.

Director: Robert Rundle | Stars: Lonnie Schuyler, Jeff Jenkins, Christina Lucia Peralta-Ramos, Jack Senior

Votes: 275

2. The Room (2003)

R | 99 min | Drama

9 Metascore

Johnny is a successful bank executive who lives quietly in a San Francisco townhouse with his future wife, Lisa. One day, putting aside any scruple, she seduces Johnny's best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again.

Director: Tommy Wiseau | Stars: Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero, Philip Haldiman

Votes: 78,624 | Gross: $0.56M

3. Black Spring Break 2: The Sequel (2001 Video)

83 min | Comedy

Pro Football Star Southboy returns to finish college and pledge the prestigious fraternity Beta Phi Beta. But first he must take his fellow pledge and best friend Greg Johnson down to Daytona for the biggest, wildest party of the year.

Director: Daniel Zirilli | Stars: Daron Fordham, Karlie Redd, Rod Z, Daniel Zirilli

Votes: 71

4. Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (1990 TV Movie)

PG | 100 min | Comedy, Family

The classic comic book characters created by John L. Goldwater are brought to tv in a slightly older version. Here the characters are adults returning to their high school reunion and ... See full summary »

Director: Dick Lowry | Stars: Christopher Rich, Lauren Holly, Karen Kopins, Sam Whipple

Votes: 363

5. Sorority Boys (2002)

R | 93 min | Comedy

25 Metascore

Three rowdy college students are kicked out of their dorm and dress up in drag to live in the DOG house, where the girls deemed unattractive live.

Director: Wallace Wolodarsky | Stars: Barry Watson, Harland Williams, Michael Rosenbaum, Melissa Sagemiller

Votes: 13,539 | Gross: $10.20M

6. Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)

PG-13 | 108 min | Comedy

18 Metascore

A young breakdancer hits his head during a talent show and slips into a coma for twenty years. Waking up in 2006, he looks to revive his and his team's career with the help of his girlfriend and his parents.

Director: Harvey Glazer | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Maria Menounos, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., Michael Rosenbaum

Votes: 6,746 | Gross: $4.50M

7. American Ninja 4: The Annihilation (1990)

R | 99 min | Action, Drama

The two American Ninjas, Joe Armstrong and Sean Davidson, team up to do battle against a terrorist and his band of Ninjas.

Director: Cedric Sundstrom | Stars: Michael Dudikoff, David Bradley, James Booth, Dwayne Alexandre

Votes: 4,320 | Gross: $0.36M

8. Whatever It Takes (2000)

PG-13 | 94 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

20 Metascore

A modern-day remake of the Cyrano DeBergerac tale.

Director: David Raynr | Stars: Shane West, Marla Sokoloff, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Manu Intiraymi

Votes: 9,549 | Gross: $8.74M

9. Gronk, the Blade (2006 Video)

Not Rated | 105 min | Fantasy

A laughable spoof of "B" movies from the 1960's, following the adventures of Darius the Bold and his motley group of companions as they attempt to rescue King Corwin and his daughter, Princess Roxanne, from the evil Lord Dagon.

Director: D.W. Phillips | Stars: Mark Bachmeier, Darrin Fleming, Ray Freedman, Jethro Higgins

Votes: 5

10. The New Guy (2002)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy

24 Metascore

A high school senior branded uncool in the ninth grade gets himself expelled so he changes his image to cool kid at the town's other high school.

Director: Ed Decter | Stars: DJ Qualls, Lyle Lovett, Eliza Dushku, Zooey Deschanel

Votes: 32,957 | Gross: $28.97M

11. Aces: Iron Eagle III (1992)

R | 98 min | Action

Chappy discovers a drug-smuggling scheme at his own air base. It turns out that the lives of some village people in Peru are at stake, and he decides to fly there with ancient airplanes and friends to free them.

Director: John Glen | Stars: Louis Gossett Jr., Rachel McLish, Paul Freeman, Horst Buchholz

Votes: 2,630 | Gross: $2.52M

12. Simon Sez (1999)

PG-13 | 85 min | Action, Comedy

16 Metascore

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

Director: Kevin Alyn Elders | Stars: Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, John Pinette, Ricky Harris

Votes: 6,526 | Gross: $0.29M

13. Retro Puppet Master (1999 Video)

PG-13 | 80 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror

In the late nineteenth century, an Ancient Egyptian sorcerer discovers the art of transferring the souls of the dead into inanimate objects.

Director: David DeCoteau | Stars: Greg Sestero, Brigitta Dau, Stephen Blackehart, Jack Donner

Votes: 1,979



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