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Humans are good with ketchup
Quotes:
Taboo
Nobody wants a harem full of swamp-donkeys.
Taboo
Veggies are what you give to food until food is big enough to kill and eat.
Pwny
If a good veterinarian can't save my steak, it's overcooked.
Arnold (one of his never ending bumper stickers0
[There are those who believe something and therefore will tolerate nothing; and on the other hand, those who tolerate everything because they believe nothing[/quote]
Marv on why to worship a Dragon:
10. To save your village from burning to the ground.
9. On the longshot that she would share a few gold pieces or gemstones.
8. Because Allah simply asks too much.
7. There is no heaven or hell, only the warm and mushy insides of the digestive system.
6. Prayers could be answered swift and violently.
5. No more worrying about whether or not God is a man or woman.
4. The day of rest would move from Sunday to Fryday. (get it?)
3. "Dragon Breath!" would replace "God Dammit!" as a frequent cry of frustration.
2. Dragon would've been able to burn that bush, easily.
1. There would be no question as to what Dragon has in store for mankind.
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