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My name is King.  Seriously, I swear. Erm...if you wanna know more about me, just ask. I don't bite...much. 
OLD ASS
I am 17
~~RANDOM PICS OF ME~~
Just got a Photobucket account since MySpace is so small as far as picture viewing without adding as a friend. I'll add more soon.
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Old IDs 
bridgeboyz2006
bridgeboyz2007
bridgeboyz2008
MySpace
myspace.com/coldasfirexhotasice1228
What do you really want? What do you wanna know?
What do you wanna see? Where do you wanna go?
If you leave it to me, we will not go slow
I got places to be, when you're ready let me know
I'm just a little bossy
I like it how, I like it when I like it and that's how it is
I'm just a little bossy
You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now
What I Will Let You Know
I like boys. I find them attractive in every way imaginable. I really like talking to and meeting new people.
Guys
I can't stand really feminine guys. It's annoying. Not that I won't hang out with one, but I will never date or become involved with one on a higher level than friendship.
Girls
You're freakin' awesome.
I kissed a boi and I liked it, the taste of his cherry chapstick
I kissed a boi just to try it, hope my girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a boi and I liked it, I liked it
 Most Visited Boards:
Horror
Soapbox
Box Office
+++Any new movie I hate or love
FAV WEBSITES
imdb.com
myspace.com
facebook.com
seancody.com
corbinfisher.com
Recent Movie Grades (** = new)
**Hancock 7/10
**WALL-E 8/10
Wanted 10/10
Incredible Hulk 7/10
The Love Guru 3/10
The Happening 5/10
You Don't Mess With the Zohan 5/10
War Inc. 10/10
The Strangers 9.5/10
Sex and the City: The Movie 6/10
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 8/10
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 7.5/10
Speed Racer 1/10
~*Favorite Songs (as of 6/30/08)*~
I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
Bossy - Lindsay Lohan
Stripper Friends - Tila Tequila
Handlebars - Flobots
Radar - Britney Spears
Toxic (YN Version) - Yael Naim
MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIES
The Dark Knight (2008)
The House Bunny (2008)
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2008)
Frenemies: Mean Girls 2 (2009)
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
The Clique (2009)
~*Favorite TV*~
Chelsea Lately
A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila
 Soapboxers I'm Intrigued By...Even If They Dont Know It
RedneckGirl76
Rent_Angel
UglyBessie
Joey_Buttapopcorn
ToMmYfKjVmM
One_Ordinary_Hour
Senor_Is_Screwed
EdwardLongshanks
shad_ap
gitaqueen
Forever_Lost_Tear
paulus_le_wood_gnom e
G-Dawg13
StrengthThroughWoun ding
Give-Up-the-Ghost
Darthbitters
Brave_New_Indiffere nce
greenrabbit
GossipLady2
catrina604
TheGuyYouWishYouWer e
mzshellg
mic_impaired_person ality
Reasons Why Men Are Better Than Women
From the Asshole at menarebetterthanwomen.com
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their *beep* mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a *beep* cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and *beep* definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift *beep* mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of *beep* Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a *beep* about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and *beep* so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of *beep* That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your *beep* man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important *beep* is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a *beep* fastidious manner, so get the *beep* ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to *beep* the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t *beep*. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re *beep* obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t *beep* up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be *beep* courteous.’
It is important, I suppose, to say that I love women as individuals. I only posted this because it made me laugh out loud.
xoxoxoxo
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