| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Joke: Ross and Chandler argue over the authorship of a joke Ross submitted to Playboy. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - No Ifs, Ands or Butts: Carrie wants to quit smoking; Miranda must support Steve's goals. |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - Fanilow: Grace takes Will's place in line for Barry Manilow tickets. |
| 1:00 AM | Frasier - Goodnight, Seattle: Frasier and Niles offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days. |
| 1:30 AM | George Lopez - Split Decision: An accident jeopardizes George's future at Powers Aviation. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - Felix is Missing: Oscar becomes alarmed when he thinks Felix is missing. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - The Loan: The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery: Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - Wing: The boys start a talent agency in hopes of making money. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911!: The District Attorney concludes his investigation. |
| 4:30 AM | Jury Duty: James Michael Tyler, Elayne Boosler and Linda Blair serve as jurors. |
| 5:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Guests learn the results of paternity tests. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Mothers want men who deny being fathers to take paternity tests. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A man tries to win back his prosthetic leg from his girlfriend. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A woman refuses to believe her boyfriend is a child molester. |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A couple sue a photographer for botching their wedding photos. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A woman sues her sister for an unpaid loan. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: Exes argue over unpaid rent and damaged property. |
| 3:00 PM | All of Us - Everybody Loves Rain Man: Robert and Neesee threaten to take away Bobby's gifts. |
| 3:30 PM | What I Like About You - I've Got a Secret: Tina swears Holly to secrecy when she confesses she may have feelings for Gary. |
| 4:00 PM | Reba - To Tell the Truth: Cheyenne suspects Van of cheating on her and kicks him out of the house. |
| 4:30 PM | Reba - Brock's Mulligan: Embarrassed about living with his mother-in-law, Van tries to pass Reba off as his maid. |
| 5:00 PM | According to Jim - Trashed: Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere. |
| 5:30 PM | My Wife and Kids - The Funeral: Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother good-bye at the funeral. |
| 6:00 PM | Family Guy - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin': Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One With Two Parties: Rachel's separated parents attend her birthday party. |
| 7:00 PM | MLB Baseball - Philadelphia Phillies at New York Mets |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair): When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With Rachel's Sister: Rachel is worried about her sister's flirtation with Ross. |