| 11:00 PM | Batman Begins: Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City's Dark Knight. |
| 2:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 2:30 AM | Magic Bullet |
| 3:00 AM | Select Comfort: The Sleep Number Bed by Select Comfort. |
| 3:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:00 AM | Make Money on eBay: Quick & Easy Ways to Make Money on eBay. |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Guthy-Renker: TV products. |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Motivational Speaker: Reese forms friendships with neighborhood dogs. |
| 7:30 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Stilts: Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number. |
| 8:00 AM | The Practice - Appeal and Denial: A plaintiff surprises everyone by recanting a seemingly solid accusation. |
| 9:00 AM | Spin City - Chinatown: Mayor Winston proposes to Claire on Election Day. |
| 9:30 AM | Spin City - An Office and a Gentleman: A man interviewing to be a Santa at City Hall asks out Caitlin. |
| 10:00 AM | Summer of Sam: People deal with serial killings in their neighborhood. |
| 12:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Buseys Take a Hostage: Hal is asked to be the president of the Neighborhood Association. |
| 12:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Mrs. Tri-County: The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke. |
| 1:00 PM | King of the Hill - And They Call It Bobby Love: Bobby is smitten with an older girl who thinks he's funny. |
| 1:30 PM | King of the Hill - Peggy's Headache: Peggy learns about Nancy's affair with John Redcorn. |
| 2:00 PM | That '70s Show - I'm a Boy: Kitty and Donna pamper a hard-working Eric. |
| 2:30 PM | That '70s Show - Young Man Blues: Kelso responds to a domestic disturbance call from the Formans' house. |
| 3:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Burning Man: Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival. |
| 3:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Health Insurance: When the family's health insurance lapses, Hal panics. |
| 4:00 PM | King of the Hill - Pregnant Paws: Hank and Peggy debate having a child after trying to help their dog. |
| 4:30 PM | King of the Hill - Next of Shin: Cotton's wife is pregnant, and he flees to Vegas with Hank in pursuit. |
| 5:00 PM | That '70s Show - I Can See for Miles: Kelso takes Brooke to the hospital on his bike after Eric and Donna wrecked his car. |
| 5:30 PM | That '70s Show - Sally Simpson: Kelso tries to set up Fez with a girl from the police academy. |
| 6:00 PM | The Family Stone: A young woman encounters a chilly reception when her boyfriend takes her home to meet his family. |
| 8:00 PM | Maid in Manhattan: A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. |
| 10:00 PM | Maid in Manhattan: A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. |