| 11:30 PM | Family Guy - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin': Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program. |
| 12:00 AM | Chappelle's Show: A black, blind white supremacist; the break-dancing woman from the car commercial. |
| 12:30 AM | Chappelle's Show: ``I Know Black People'' game; ``Holler Dating'' for matchmaking; musical guest Anthony Hamilton. |
| 1:00 AM | The Shield - Spanish Practices: Vic and Aceveda form an unlikely alliance to expose a mutual enemy. |
| 2:00 AM | Soul Train: Freddie Jackson; Whodini; Lace. |
| 3:00 AM | Reba: A Texas mother copes with multiple domestic problems. |
| 3:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | According to Jim - The Grumpy Guy: Jim learns he is the model for a grumpy character. |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 6:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 7:30 AM | Joel Osteen: Pastor Joel Osteen preaches from Houston. |
| 8:00 AM | Feed the Children |
| 8:30 AM | Creflo Dollar: Straight talk through powerful teachings on issues facing believers today. |
| 9:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 9:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 10:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 10:30 AM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Whisper to a Scream: Ellie releases her pain in a self-destructive way when her life becomes overwhelmingly stressful. |
| 11:00 AM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Against All Odds: Emma discovers that Sean is dating Alex and realizes that she has feelings for the new boy. |
| 11:30 AM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Never Gonna Give You Up: Terri's friends are concerned by her boyfriend's behavior. |
| 12:00 PM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Holiday: Craig keeps a secret from Ashley; Joey questions his feelings for Sydney. |
| 12:30 PM | Degrassi: The Next Generation - Holiday: Craig keeps a secret from Ashley; Joey questions his feelings for Sydney. |
| 1:00 PM | MLB Baseball - Cincinnati Reds at New York Mets |
| 4:00 PM | The Odd Couple - Maid for Each Other: Felix hires a woman to care for recuperating Oscar. |
| 4:30 PM | The Odd Couple - Cleanliness Is Next to Impossible: Oscar goes on a neatness binge to please a new girl. |
| 5:00 PM | Everybody Hates Chris - Everybody Hates the Ninth Grade Dance: When Chris is without a date for the a dance, he asks the only girl who hasn't been asked yet. |
| 5:30 PM | The Game - The Lord Givens and the Lord Taketh Away: Jason has post-championship depression and, with Kelly's help, seeks answers from their therapist. |
| 6:00 PM | Gossip Girl - All About My Brother: Blair and Jenny spread scandalous rumors about each other. |
| 7:00 PM | America's Next Top Model - Ready for My Close Up: The final four models photograph Paulina Porizkova. |
| 8:00 PM | Everybody Hates Chris - Everybody Hates Mother's Day: Julius and Drew find an expensive collector's item among Drew's old toys. |
| 8:30 PM | Aliens in America - Wake at the Lake: Raja joins a group opposed to student drinking and must organize a fake funeral. |
| 9:00 PM | The Game - I've Got 99 Problems and My Chick Is One: Jerome questions Melanie's commitment to their relationship after she accepts a gift from Derwin. |
| 9:30 PM | Girlfriends - Range of Emotions: Joan's fiance is unhappy when she spends money without first discussing it with him. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful: Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical. |
| 11:30 PM | Two and a Half Men - Camel Filters and Pheremones: The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention. |