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Vamps (2012)

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Two female vampires in modern-day New York City are faced with daunting romantic possibilities.

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Mary Anne Cachillo
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Ivan
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Erik
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In Manhattan, the vampires Goody and Stacy share an apartment and work and study in the night-shift. Goody was turned in vampire in 1840 by the evil Cisserus, who turned Stacy in the 90s, and they became best friends but Goody never told her real age to her friend. They only drink mice blood and refuse to drink human blood, and they go together to the Vampire Anonymous. Stacy falls in love with her classmate Joey, and soon she learns that he is the son of the vampire slayer Dr. Van Helsing. Meanwhile, Goody meets her former passion, Danny, in the hospital where his wife is terminal. When Stacy gets pregnant, Goody knows that the only way that the child can survive is killing Cisserus, since they would revert to their human ages. But nobody knows where her lair is. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Dating bites.

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Comedy | Horror | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violent images, some drug material, sexual content and language | See all certifications »
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2 November 2012 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$16,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$548 (USA) (2 November 2012)

Gross:

$2,964 (USA) (9 November 2012)
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Trivia

Danny's last name is Horowitz. Obviously a reference to, arguably Alicia Silverstones most famous role, Cher Horowitz in Clueless, which was also directed by Amy Heckerling See more »

Goofs

Spoiler (in more than one way): The plot requires a solar eclipse to last for two hours. In fact, totality never lasts more than slightly over 7 minutes and usually more like 4 minutes. Actual darkening is only slightly longer, maybe 15 minutes. See more »

Quotes

Renfield: Alright! Forget cell phones, forget iPhones, forget PowerBooks, forget iPads.
Stacy: Yay...
Renfield: Now, I can do everything I want with my iPad mini.
Stacy: That looks just like your phone...
Renfield: But it doesn't make calls. I got my tweets, I got my emails, I got my friends, I got my alerts, I got my Angry Birds...
Goody: So as the day progresses you can read thousands of unsolicited messages, advertisements, and the mindless brain vomit of acquaintances...
Stacy: Someone sounds hormonal, maybe you're pregnant too!
Goody: Ugh, its so ...
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References Hogan's Heroes (1965) See more »

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Phuzzface
Written by Blues Saraceno
Performed by Blues Saraceno
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A Fun Film
7 January 2013 | by See all my reviews

I can't believe how many negative opinions surround this film. I mean granted, its not Oscar worthy or going to go down in time as one of those incredible films, but the humor, sarcasm and light hearted tone are greatly enjoyable. Perhaps some people cannot vibe with the blunt somewhat twisted humor, but I loved it.

This is a film for people who want to simply watch something fun. It's never serious and simply a parody. The cast and acting were excellent and I really liked seeing all the stars. I think this movie makes fun of the current state of our culture and perhaps that is what annoys some viewers. It also attacks our cultural vampire-obsession which has become quite ridiculous in my opinion. So, perhaps this is not a movie for twilight fans as it may ruffle their feathers? I don't know.

As a fan of vampire films and light hearted comedies, this film fully delivered for me. It's kind of got a feel good vibe but also a lot of demented moments. Perfect for me :) I would recommend to anyone who likes vampire movies, comedies or cheeky dramas with some slightly twisted humor.


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