Autobots and Decepticons are at war, with humans on the sidelines. Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth.
Robbed of his birthright, Arthur comes up the hard way in the back alleys of the city. But once he pulls the sword from the stone, he is forced to acknowledge his true legacy - whether he likes it or not.
In sun-kissed Emerald Bay, the vigorous Lieutenant Mitch Buchannon and Baywatch, his elite team of hand-picked and perfectly tanned lifeguards, protect the bay, keeping both sunbathers and beach lovers safe. However, this summer, two new eager trainees will join the demanding life-saving program, as well as an insubordinate former Olympic swimmer, who are all called to prove their worth on the lifeguard towers just on time when a new synthetic street drug begins to infest the Emerald Bay: the flakka. Without a doubt, this calls for some serious undercover teamwork action, as the badgeless heroes in spandex comb the beach for shady newcomers and nefarious entrepreneurs with hidden agendas of their own. Can Mitch's band save the bay? Written by
Writers are under-aged morons who have no clue about comedy
When will Hollywood comedies of this decade hire writers who at least
have a clue of comedy? Why hire immature morons who think the idea of a
dick is funny and can replace a good script. Hollywood seems to be
obsessed with male nudity and full frontal at that in this decade.If it
is in the right context it could be funny but haven't seen one this
decade. What happened to the writers of 40-year old virgin,knocked
up,etc? This movie is a pathetic excuse for a comedy and is
particularly sad since there was an opening for a new franchise which
has been firmly grounded. Avoid if you are lucky and watch 'Central
Intelligence' if you want to see the Rock in a good comedy!
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