Jake Tyler:
You know what they say about the internet.
Baja Miller:
The only time you're happy is when you're hurting people.
Ryan McCarthy:
Oh?
[
she turns to walk off and he grabs her arm - hard]
Baja Miller:
Ryan, ow. Ryan, stop you're hurting me.
Ryan McCarthy:
[
stone-faced] And tell me, do I look happy?
Jake Tyler:
Go away, Charlie.
Max Cooperman:
It's, um, Max Cooperman... And Baja Miller?
[
the door flies open]
Max Cooperman:
Haha! That was too easy.
Ryan McCarthy:
Enjoy the floor.
Baja Miller:
I'm Baja.
Jake Tyler:
Like Mexico?
Baja Miller:
Like my parents smoke too much weed.
Baja Miller:
Walking away and giving up are not the same thing.
Jake Tyler:
Good, 'cause I'm not doing either one.
Charlie Tyler:
Wanna wrestle...?
Max Cooperman:
[
walks up to a couple of girls] So you guys play X-Box, a lot?
Baja Miller:
I just came to apologize.
Charlie Tyler:
Whatever she did... accept!
Jake Tyler:
[
suppressing a smile] Go away!
Jean Roqua:
Never give up, never back down!
Max Cooperman:
[
seeing girls kissing in hot tub, grabs camera and starts filming] Ooh, I can see my YouTube hitcounter rising!
Hot Tub Chick #1:
Max! I'm gonna shove that camera up your ass!
Jake Tyler:
[
stopping in front of sports car] Is this your car?
Max Cooperman:
No.
[
he kisses roof]
Max Cooperman:
It's my baby
Running Back:
The sause?
[
pause]
Running Back:
That shit will kill ya.
Vocabulary Guy:
So what do you guys want to write about?
Baja Miller:
How about pride?
Jake Tyler:
Betrayal.
Baja Miller:
Exoneration.
Jake Tyler:
Treachery
Baja Miller:
Sequaciousness.
Jake Tyler:
That's bullshit. That's not even a word.
Vocabulary Guy:
Yeah, it is. It's go with the flow, and it's used quite well, I might add.
Baja Miller:
Why do you have to be such a jerk?
Jake Tyler:
Yeah, this is my fault.
Baja Miller:
It wasn't, but your making it that way.
[
Jake gets up and leaves]
Vocabulary Guy:
Unrequited?
Jake Tyler:
I'm gonna stop this guy, win, lose... it makes no difference, it ends tonight. This is my fight. Everyone's got one...
Max's Girl:
[
turns around] How well do you know Jake?
Max Cooperman:
Ah, we're tight.
Max's Girl:
Really...
Max Cooperman:
Yeah, It's more of a professional relationship, though... I'm his trainer.
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