Unseen Evil 2 (2004) (V)

Regista:

Jeff Leroy

Writers:

Garrett Clancy (writer)
Scott Spears (characters)

Genere:

Horror

Slogan:

If you see it, you're already dead

Plot:

After a series of brutal, unexplained murders in a remote forest, a rogue military unit is recruited to hunt for whoever...

Plot Keywords:

Second Part | Sequel

Recensioni degli utenti:

Think you've seen the best with "Alien" and "Predator"? ...Think again!

Cast

Lorenzo Lamas	...	Biggs
Priscilla Barnes	...	Sheila
Corbin Timbrook	...	Wilkins
Scott Schwartz	...	Joey
Megan Molloy	...	Kate (as Megan Malloy)
Christopher Irwin	...	Scott McCool
David Kalamus	...	Lyle
Shilo May	...	Burke
Phoebe Dollar	...	Phoebe
Matt Emery	...	Burke
John Fava	...	Straker
Vic Robey	...	Monster #1
Steven Worley	...	Monster #2
Garrett Clancy	...	Park Ranger Janeway
Elizabeth Hayden Smith	...	Megan (as Elizabeth Hayden Grace)

Alias:

Alien 3000 (USA)

MPAA:

Rated R for violence/gore, pervasive language and some sexuality/nudity.

Durata:

81 min

Nazionalità:

USA

Lingua:

Inglese

Colore:

Colore

Divieti:

USA:R

Movie Connections:

Fa riferimento a Harvey (1950)

Think you've seen the best with "Alien" and "Predator"? ...Think again!

WHHOOOOAAAAAH! YAY! Anyone with a decent sense of humor and all bad movie-lovers in general: SEE THIS MOVIE! It's UN-BE-LIE-VA-BLE and ranks way up there in the 'so-bad-it-is-hilarious' top whatever list! It fits the description ALIEN/PREDATOR Z-grade rip-off. And it also makes no sense whatsoever: In the first half of the movie we see different sorts of extremely bad transparent CGI creatures in a cave, ripping people apart. In the second half, the movie simply ignores them, and we see a dude in a very bad rubber monster-suit (at least 5 times worse than the monster in DNA) with Predator-like invisibility abilities running around shredding people.

Totally bad acting in this one, of course. Lorenzo Lamas is listed as the star-power of this movie, but he only has a cameo. It looks like he's on a booze burn-out and gets killed off before he even had any clue what he was doing in this movie. And the effects are simply amazingly bad... and there are a lot of them. I was laughing out loud the whole way through the movie. One highlight in the effects department (and as a scene in general) was definitely when the alien/predator (CGI) jumps up from the ground, high in the air and glues himself to the window of a helicopter. Lorenzo and his buddy freak out over this and just jump out of the helicopter (still waaaay up in the air). The next shot has them rolling over the ground (like if they just jumped off a table) without even a scratch and then we see a miniature helicopter (still in the air) blow up, its tail out of the frame, like if someone was holding it to make it look like it was still flying. Man, man, man... I could go on and on... but just go and rent it. It really is worth your money, if you know what I mean. And luckily, it doesn't skimp on the gore too. Oh, and just in order to warn you again about the fact that you're being ripped-off so bad that it hurts: The cool monster on the ALIEN 3000 (its AKA-title) cover-art (it looks like a cross between H.R. Giger's Alien-design and Pumpkinhead), isn't even in the movie. I don't know where the hell the advertisers got that picture from, but it sure looks like a million dollars compared to what you get to see in the movie. And also make sure to see the totally moronic interview in the extra features with the foreign (as in: Not-American) guy who played the alien. He even has his mask on during the interview. Boy, oh, boy, some movies.... Did I mention this movie opens with a shot of naked boobies?

UNSEEN EVIL 2 apparently is a sequel (Du-uh?) to a movie starring Tim Thomerson. They feature a 2-second long shot of Mr. Thomerson in this sequel that doesn't really fit or match with anything else in UNSEEN EVIL 2. I guess the producers decided to insert Tim to enhance the "cool-factor" of UNSEEN EVIL 2. Now it would be far too easy to give this movie a 1/10 star rating. So I'll throw an extra point in the mix. Or maybe not, hèhèh. This movie needs to be seen. Go watch it. I myself need to hunt down the first one, although I have a feeling that things just can't get any better than... UNSEEN EVIL 2 aka ALIEN 3000.