"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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#	Episode	User Rating	User Votes
1.12	Camel Filters and Pheremones	8.0	119
1.1	Pilot	8.1	83
2.1	Back Off Mary Poppins	6.9	76
5.17	Fish in a Drawer	7.7	64
2.23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7.5	61
4.6	Apologies for the Frivolity	7.5	61
1.10	Merry Thanksgiving	7.3	59
3.6	Hi, Mr. Horned One	7.8	59
1.4	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	7.2	58
1.19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7.2	58
4.15	My Damn Stalker	7.5	58
4.5	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	6.8	56
1.3	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	7.0	55
4.19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	7.4	55
1.7	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	7.6	53
1.18	An Old Flame with a New Wick	7.0	53
3.7	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7.6	53
1.2	Big Flappy Bastards	7.2	52
4.11	Walnuts and Demerol	7.7	52
4.23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7.3	52
1.5	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	7.1	51
1.15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6.8	51
4.1	Working for Caligula	6.9	51
3.20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	7.0	50
3.24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7.3	50
4.2	Who's Vod Kanockers	7.0	50
2.3	A Bag Full of Jawea	7.3	49
2.5	Bad News from the Clinic	7.1	49
4.20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	6.9	49
1.6	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6.8	48
4.13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.0	48
4.18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.0	48
1.21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	7.4	47
2.2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6.9	47
2.18	It Was Mame, Mom	6.7	47
1.16	That Was Saliva, Alan	7.0	46
1.23	Just Like Buffalo	7.5	46
3.11	Santa's Village of the Damned	7.3	46
4.3	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	6.8	46
4.24	Prostitutes and Gelato	7.7	46
2.12	A Lung Full of Alan	7.2	45
2.17	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7.4	45
2.9	Yes, Monsignor	7.1	44
2.11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	6.9	44
3.16	Ergo, the Booty Call	7.5	44
4.16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	6.9	44
4.17	I Merely Slept with a Commie	7.1	44
1.9	Phase One, Complete	7.1	43
3.9	Madame and Her Special Friend	7.4	43
3.21	And the Plot Moistens	6.7	43
4.9	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	6.6	43
1.8	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	7.0	42
1.14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	6.9	42
1.24	Can You Feel My Finger	7.3	42
3.23	Arguments for the Quickie	6.8	42
4.4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	6.6	42
1.22	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7.1	41
2.6	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7.1	41
2.10	The Salmon Under My Sweater	7.5	41
2.20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	6.9	41
4.7	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	7.1	41
4.14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	6.8	41
1.13	Sara Like Puny Alan	7.0	40
2.24	Does Something Smell Funny to You	7.2	40
3.8	That Voodoo That I Do Do	7.4	40
3.12	That Special Tug	7.8	40
4.8	Release the Dogs	6.9	40
4.21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	6.7	40
-	Jake Comes of Age	7.2	40
1.11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	6.5	39
3.14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	7.4	39
4.10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	6.9	39
5.10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	7.5	39
1.20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6.5	38
2.4	Go Get Mommy's Bra	6.9	38
2.8	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	7.1	38
3.19	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	6.8	38
5.1	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	7.3	38
1.0	Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	8.4	37
2.13	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	7.4	37
3.2	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7.0	36
3.13	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	6.8	36
3.22	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6.7	36
4.12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	6.5	36
4.22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	6.7	36
1.17	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7.2	35
2.7	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	6.4	35
3.15	My Tongue Is Meat	7.1	35
3.3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	7.3	34
3.17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7.3	34
2.16	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	7.2	33
2.19	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	6.8	33
2.21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	7.0	33
3.4	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	7.1	33
3.5	We Called It Mr. Pinky	7.1	33
5.8	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	7.5	33
3.1	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	7.0	32
3.18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	6.8	32
5.14	Winky-Dink Time	7.0	32
2.14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	6.9	31
2.15	Smell the Umbrella Stand	6.9	30
5.2	Media Room Slash Dungeon	6.8	30
5.11	Meander to Your Dander	7.1	30
5.13	The Soil is Moist	7.4	30
5.16	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7.6	30
2.22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	6.8	29
5.15	Rough Night in Hump Junction	7.3	29
3.10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.0	28
5.6	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	7.3	28
5.9	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	6.9	28
5.12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	7.5	27
5.7	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	7.1	26
5.3	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7.3	25
5.18	If My Hole Could Talk	6.6	25
5.4	City of Great Racks	7.2	24
5.5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	7.3	23
5.19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	6.9	22

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6.21	Episode #6.21
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"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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