Here is your question. Your transvestite lover and you, are invited to a black tie affair. Do you: A, pass her off as your wife. B, pass her off as your brother. C, pass her off as your husband. D, tell to lose the chaps.
Wow, I don't know nothing about vampires...
Transvestites, not Transylvanians you moron! Transvestites!
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