Harry Sears:
These dice are colder than my first wife.
Thug:
[
after Harry has kneecapped the two thugs with a baseball bat] You're not leaving us, are you?
Harry Sears:
Yeah, but don't bother to get up.
Harry Sears:
[
after destroying Eddie Cisco's Mercedes with a baseball bat] I was thinking of buying a Mercedes but first I wanted to give it a stress test.
Iris:
Stress test?
Harry Sears:
[
shrugging] Didn't pass.
Akron Doctor:
[
to Iris after a bout] There's no bones broken. Just maybe a bad sprain. Stay off your back for a few days.
Harry Sears:
There goes your social life, Iris.
Akron Doctor:
She's as healthy as a horse.
Harry Sears:
And you should know.
[
to Iris]
Harry Sears:
He used to be the official vet at Pimlico. You're way ahead. You're lucky he didn't shoot you.
Harry Sears:
Nobody hungry? I'm buyin'. Hey, I'm not kiddin' around. I'm really buyin'.
Iris:
Real food? Or that junk garbage we have every night?
Harry Sears:
No, no... Five blocks up the road there's a new Fatburger. It's fantastic.
Molly:
For once, can't we eat in a place with a table cloth?
Harry Sears:
It's OK with me but those frills cost money.
Harry Sears:
I had a thought - an idea for you girls. It's not fully realized, but it could be sensational.
Iris:
We are not getting tattooed, Harry.
Harry Sears:
Nah, I'm cold on that. I got a better one - You dye your hair.
Molly:
So what else is new?
Harry Sears:
Not just the hair on your head. I'm talking about your eyebrows, when you raise your arm - you know, under there - the fuzz over here... And it doesn't have to be vulgar!
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