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The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980)
Narrator:
Even a poisonous snake isn't bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end.
Woman in the lunchroom: Does the noise in my head bother you?
Narrator: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.
Steyn: What do you know about women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives, how many you got?
Steyn: Why aren't you home with your seven wives?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree.
Mpudi: He talks about an evil thing.
Narrator: [explaining Ninau's conversation with a baboon in a tree who grabbed the Coke bottle] He spoke long and earnestly to the baboon and explained, that is an evil thing you've got there, and it brought much unhappiness to my family and it will surely bring much unhappiness to yours unless you give it back to me and let me throw it away. He spoke so earnestly that the baboon began to take note and dropped the evil thing. He said, that is a very wise thing you have done.
Mpudi: I'm teaching him how to drive, just for the hell of it. There's nothing else to do around here.
Boga: We must save ammunition, set your guns to single fire.
[Pointing and explaining a gun to his henchmen]
Boga: Look see. This is single fire, this is automatic. Why do I have to work with amateurs?
[Xixo has been thrown in jail]
Mpudi: He never seen a wall in his life, now he got walls all around him. He gonna die for sure.
Mpudi: They gave him the death sentence
Steyn: For shooting a goat?
Mpudi: No. Three month in jail. Same thing, he's gonna die for sure.
[after seeing the truck in the tree]
Mpudi: What the hell did you do that for?
The Reverend: [Steyn has offered the Reverend the use of his Landrover] I don't think I can handle her. I hear Mpudi calls her the Antichrist!
Jack Hind: By the way, I am Jack Hind. The Reverend's worried. He got to me on the short-wave, so I offered to look for you and that was very sweet of me.
Policeman: [to blindfolded assassin aboard helicopter] Where is Sam Boga?
[Assassin shakes his head]
Policeman: Where is your hideout?
[Assassin won't talk, so he pushes him out the open helicopter door. Assassin screams, but only falls a few feet because the helicopter is still on the ground]
Policeman: Next time you're gonna be a bit higher!
[laughs loudly]
Narrator: The hairy one said, " We don't want the thing. You have to throw it away yourself." He was very disappointed. He thought it was unfair of the gods to make him throw the thing off the Earth. In fact, he began to doubt if they really were gods.
Boga: I said stop playing that bloody game!
Xixo: [after picking up a shotgun] This is a strange-looking stick. Did it grow on a tree?
Narrator: That morning, he saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across. She was as pale as something that had crawled out of a rotting log; her hair was quite gruesome, long and stringy and white, as if she was very old; she was very big - he'd have to take the whole day to find enough food to feed her.
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Woman in the lunchroom: Does the noise in my head bother you?
Narrator: The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.
Steyn: What do you know about women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives, how many you got?
Steyn: Why aren't you home with your seven wives?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Mpudi: So how did the land rover get up the tree?
Steyn: Do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how it got up the tree.
Mpudi: He talks about an evil thing.
Narrator: [explaining Ninau's conversation with a baboon in a tree who grabbed the Coke bottle] He spoke long and earnestly to the baboon and explained, that is an evil thing you've got there, and it brought much unhappiness to my family and it will surely bring much unhappiness to yours unless you give it back to me and let me throw it away. He spoke so earnestly that the baboon began to take note and dropped the evil thing. He said, that is a very wise thing you have done.
Mpudi: I'm teaching him how to drive, just for the hell of it. There's nothing else to do around here.
Boga: We must save ammunition, set your guns to single fire.
[Pointing and explaining a gun to his henchmen]
Boga: Look see. This is single fire, this is automatic. Why do I have to work with amateurs?
[Xixo has been thrown in jail]
Mpudi: He never seen a wall in his life, now he got walls all around him. He gonna die for sure.
Mpudi: They gave him the death sentence
Steyn: For shooting a goat?
Mpudi: No. Three month in jail. Same thing, he's gonna die for sure.
[after seeing the truck in the tree]
Mpudi: What the hell did you do that for?
The Reverend: [Steyn has offered the Reverend the use of his Landrover] I don't think I can handle her. I hear Mpudi calls her the Antichrist!
Jack Hind: By the way, I am Jack Hind. The Reverend's worried. He got to me on the short-wave, so I offered to look for you and that was very sweet of me.
Policeman: [to blindfolded assassin aboard helicopter] Where is Sam Boga?
[Assassin shakes his head]
Policeman: Where is your hideout?
[Assassin won't talk, so he pushes him out the open helicopter door. Assassin screams, but only falls a few feet because the helicopter is still on the ground]
Policeman: Next time you're gonna be a bit higher!
[laughs loudly]
Narrator: The hairy one said, " We don't want the thing. You have to throw it away yourself." He was very disappointed. He thought it was unfair of the gods to make him throw the thing off the Earth. In fact, he began to doubt if they really were gods.
Boga: I said stop playing that bloody game!
Xixo: [after picking up a shotgun] This is a strange-looking stick. Did it grow on a tree?
Narrator: That morning, he saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across. She was as pale as something that had crawled out of a rotting log; her hair was quite gruesome, long and stringy and white, as if she was very old; she was very big - he'd have to take the whole day to find enough food to feed her.
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