Alice:
Not all women are raving bloody lesbians, you know.
George:
That is a misfortune I am perfectly well aware of!
Betty Thaxter:
What's one looking for then, love and affection?
George:
I suppose you could put it like that, yes.
Betty Thaxter:
Oh. I think I need a drink now.
George:
I collect horse brasses.
Mercy Croft:
Oh, how useful.
Mercy Croft:
People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike.
George:
Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
George:
Hello Crofters!
Alice:
I use half a level teaspoon of bicarbonated soda.
Mercy Croft:
Now you're giving away trade secrets.
Alice:
And one level teaspoon of cream of tartar.
George:
Shut up.
Alice:
And one egg.
George:
Shut up!
Alice:
Some people prefer two eggs but I think one's enough.
George:
SHUT UP!
Mercy Croft:
Now then girls! Girls...
Mercy Croft:
Are those bathroom scales accurate?
George:
Yes, I think so.
Mercy Croft:
Oh good!
Mercy Croft:
It so happens that your death will coincide with road safety week, a cause which we know is very close to your heart.
George:
I'm going to give the people what they really want -commercials!
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George:
Moo. Moo! MOOOOOO!
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