Kathy:
Aww! Turn Blue.
Bud Anderson:
You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good.
Jim Anderson:
Thanks a lot!
Bud Anderson:
I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than...
Jim Anderson:
Bud, before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?
Bud Anderson:
This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association.
Jim Anderson:
I wonder how much money they want now.
[
Bud is shaking Jim's letter, trying to read it]
Jim Anderson:
Why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better?
Bud Anderson:
Never thought of that.
[
Holds it up to the light]
Bud Anderson:
Can't see a thing.
Jim Anderson:
Bud, as long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?
Bud Anderson:
How many were in your class, Dad?
Jim Anderson:
Oh, 2-300 I guess.
Bud Anderson:
How many are left?
Bud Anderson:
I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is...
Jim Anderson:
Bud, for your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet.
James 'Bud' Anderson, Jr.:
Boy what a break, sweet and tender.
Kathy:
You can always depend on me.
Margaret Anderson:
Well, I suppose Father knows best.
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