Mrs. Birdie Hicks:
[
after getting the Kettles evicted] Good day.
Ma Kettle:
[
grabs Birdie] Listen here Birdie, it may be a good day for you, but it ain't for Pa. All the poor man wanted was a new tobacco pouch and instead he won a house he didn't want and he got a bad sunburn.
Ma Kettle:
Now hang on there, Billy.
Danny Kettle:
I'm Danny!
Ma Kettle:
Nancy... Nancy hold still!
Susie Kettle:
I'm Susie, Ma.
Ma Kettle:
[
about Pa's underwear] It's the latest thing, Billy Reed said they'd fit perfectly.
Pa Kettle:
They probably would if he were in them with me!
Ma Kettle:
[
laughs] Well, we'll just pin them up for right now, they'll shrink once I wash them.
Susie Kettle:
[
all the kids announce themselves] Nancy... no, I'm Susie.
Ma Kettle:
[
she and Pa are watching themselves on the news, and they're showing more children than just their 15] Turn that thing off before our family gets any bigger!
Tom Kettle:
Theories are nice, Ma, but not when they break up families and threaten lives.
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