- "Lord of the Rings" would have been better had it been set in Arizona instead of Middle Earth
- Jane Austin would have been better if her tales took place in Idaho
- The Beatles would have been better if they came from Buffalo
- The Queen of England would be better if she were from Peoria
- Fish and Chips would taste better if fried with Twinkies
- Tony Blair would have been better as President of the US than PM;-)
A prize goes to the best alternative topic suggested by the board readership.
In the meantime, to all the trolls going on about relocating the books and/or putting US actors into the films (anyone who thinks J. Depp has a decent British accent wouldn't recognize the real thing if it bit off their gonads)... there's a place for you on my ignore list. As Uncle Ernie says, "Welcome!"
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The only thing Harry Potter and Star Wars have in common is that there is a B in both.